lorenakrasiki:

louis, this film d'animation shows a little rat cooking soupe de pomme de terre et poireau perfectly, come take a look….what a fascinating rat….and you say you want to eat them…..

jeanprouvaires:

That’s not how this works…what exactly are you going to d o ?

sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

hawberries:
“how many times do i have to lose you?
[image is a drawing of Lan Wangji sweeping Wei Wuxian into a full-bodied embrace. Lan Wangji’s face is hidden as his arms clutch Wei Wuxian tight; Wei Wuxian’s eyes are wide and his hands lax with...

hawberries:

how many times do i have to lose you?

[image is a drawing of Lan Wangji sweeping Wei Wuxian into a full-bodied embrace. Lan Wangji’s face is hidden as his arms clutch Wei Wuxian tight; Wei Wuxian’s eyes are wide and his hands lax with surprise.]

#oh   #mdzs   #wangxian   

milkcrates:

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let him be mine

gift for the lovely @jingyismom <3

ruisninomiya:

favorite jiang cheng moments in no particular order (will be appended as i remember more things)

  • that time he made a cup of tea just to smash it on the ground to be intimidating and it doesn’t work
  • falling into a frickin ditch trying to find kiddo!wei wuxian and yanli has to carry both of them home
  • he like, disemboweled wei wuxian during their fake falling-out fight like way to go all out and then complains about his broken leg
  • when he pulls subian out oh o h ho hooooohoo
  • ‘jin ling catch something good or don’t bother coming home mean uncle grrrr’ cue spending a fortune on those nets so there’s almost no way jin ling doesn’t succeed but oh you failed? come home GEEZ why are you so slow??? he’s so bad at loving people like he loves them so much and has no idea how to express it so they get sarcasm and pointless threats
  • in the donghua when fighting the wens he just gives up on his sword and zidian and decks them in the face
  • keeps the wens from capturing wei wuxian by being captured himself
  • doesn’t tell wei wuxian about this. he’ll shoulder that guilt wowowowoowouch
  • *knock knock* *CRASH* stands in temple doorway with little umbrella keeping him dry because you wouldn’t want to catch a cold
  • going to koi tower and stalking around with zidian thoroughly intimidating anyone who’s even thinking of becoming sect leader over jin ling lmao
  • when he scrapes the sword blades together to drown out the guqin ahhh to quote jin guangyao: I must admit my defeat against such a power move
  • holding onto chenqing for thirteen years because it’ll all he has left holy moly like he has it on his person he missed his twin hero so much
  • his entrance in the donghua is so dramatic omg
  • he just has a thing for dramatic entrances
  • jin ling gets his taste for dog names from his uncle
  • they were supposed to be the twin heroes and he still feels so sad??? he still wishes that’s what they could have been??? ow
  • he does absolutely frickin everything to try to shield wei wuxian after the sunshot campaign, even if he didn’t understand wtf he was doing
  • his relationship with wei wuxian is literally the embodiment of the ‘omg you’re so irresponsible i can’t believe you didn’t wear a coat’ *takes off own coat* ‘you could have frozen to death’ *removes scarf and gloves* ‘HONESTLY’ *dressed wwx all warm* ‘you idiot’ steals nie huaisang’s hat and shoves it over wwx’s eyes ‘why are you like this?’
  • *hears jin ling crying on the boat* “WHAT HAPPENED WHO HURT YOU??”
  • running into wen ning in the forest because they’re both trying to be super secret keeping an eye on their boys and they scare the fuck out of each other what a classic

lmao just realized I am now the same age as the people I considered “old” when I first got on tumblr

jeanprouvaires:

Thanks for the adventure — now go have a new one!